Lafayette Ronald ‘L. Ron’ Hubbard
Oh! Don’t you feel bad that you donated ALL that you earned to L. Ron Hubbard?
He’ll annoy you a lot, you’ll fold, and then you’ll fear the bayonet.
On a dreary day, a bold, bald, fat bully TOLD YOU LOUDLY - DONATE TO THE FLABBY FOUNDER OF A FAULTY BOARD AND BE BOUND TO BLEED TO DEATH!
HE’LL / HE’D BLATANTLY THREATEN YOU TO DONATE OR FEEL REAL FEAR!
He had a lot of LOAN.
To earn for that loan, he’ll bury you, your lady, and your baby in the yard.
DON’T BE NEAR! RUN! RUN!
NO ONE TELL L. RON ‘NO!’
FLAT OUT! BOLD! BOY, OH BOY, A REAL BEAUTY HERE - HE TOLD YOU!
UH, OH … AND YOU FOUND OUT TOO LATE!!
One bonehead found another bonehead for a fatal round of roulette.
A FOUNDER OF A BAND OF OTHER NUTTER THAT HOLD A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD TO DONATE HAD A REAL HOLD ON YOU!
But do you donate?
YOU DO??
HA HA HA.
You feel fond of L. Ron???
ARE YOU RETARDED OR DAFT?
Hold on … Already L. Ron - DEAD.
Yet, a fold, a band, a horde adore L. Ron and donate all to L. Ron.
Lead Ron to a daft horde and he’ll tell that daft horde to donate a lot that they earn that year to the flabby founder of a BRAND of BULL.
DUH!
DON’T YEARN FOR A RULER OR A LORD. YOU DON’T NEED TO!
YOU’LL END DEAD TO BE LOYAL TO A ROBBER.
To donate to L. Ron - FATAL.
L. Ron - A ROBBER of ALL YOU EARN.
BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAB, BLAB, BLAB.
DON’T ADHERE TO ROYAL BANTER.
Do you hear? Don’t you HEAR THE BRAY?
TRY TO HEAR!
L. Ron NOT YOUR FATHER AND NOT A LORD! YOU DON’T NEED TO DONATE ALL TO A NUTTER.
L. Ron - a ROBBER that told you and tell you, and you, and you - ALL OF YOU - to donate.
You don’t hear that??
THEN READ!
READ - TROUBLE!!!
L. Ron ONLY ALL ABOUT TROUBLE FOR YOU AND YOUR DEAR ONE.
OH LORD!
DO NOT DONATE TO A NUT!
BE REAL, DUDE!
L. RON ONE TO DO A BAD, FATAL DEAL ON YOU.
He’ll hold a bullet to your head in roulette to a fatal end FOR YOU.
Feel free only AFTER you RUN FAR, FAR to another nutter.
Only the one that LEFT L. Ron FOUND OUT NEARLY TO[O] LATE - AFTER HE FELT BURNED BY L. RON - TO FLEE, TO RUN FAR!
L. Ron Hubbard = ONLY A BRAND, A FRONT FOR ALL THE BONE HEADED TO DONATE TO.
You are not born ye[s]terday, are you??? Nearly, you are!!
RUN! L. Ron only do fatal trouble for you!
Do you really need to feel that your body fell onto the earth?
Do you??? Really???
And do you then need to donate to feel that??? HUH?
Are you a nutter? Then feel free to donate all you earn to that other L. Ron nutter!
But you heard here - NO, YOU LEARNED HERE - that L. Ron = TROUBLE, BAD, FATAL, ROBBER, RETARDED, AND A REAL NUT.
HOLD FEALTY TO A LORD? OR FLEE A LETHAL NUT?
DUH!!
LET ANY ONE TELL YOU - DON’T FRET FOR ANOTHER DAY. DO NOT FEEL FEAR ANOTHER DAY. RUN AND DON’T TURN AROUND AT ALL.
DO NOT LET ANY ONE - AND LORD, NOT A ROBBER!! - TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED TO DONATE ALL YOU EARN TO LEARN ABOUT THE LORD OR THE EARTH!
AND YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL FEAR ANOTHER DAY OF AN OLD DEAD FART.
DON’T TARRY! RUN!!
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