Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta ‘Lady GaGa’
GET REAL??
I am so far from real it isn’t safe for most to get near me.
I AM STRANGE!
Listen to me!
Life is a great gift …
I grant gifts to fans as I entertain on stage.
I am a great talent.
I imagine.
I sing.
I am a singing star on stage.
I manage a team of stage managers.
To remain a great star, to remain FIRST, I gotta let go.
I am free of fears, I am not little girl.
I got a lot of TALENTS.
I IMAGINE, I MANAGE, I SING, I ENTERTAIN.
If I fail, see me in anger, in a rage.
I am a foremost, greatest singer on stage.
To entertain, I seem strange.
At times, I wing it.
As I am getting fatter, I groan.
It’s a real feat to fit fat feet into stiff forms.
I got a nose ring, so?
If a man in fangs strangle me on stage, it’s not real - it’s just as I imagine it.
Got it?
I’m as real as most; I fart too.
Posted at the request of Josh from Indiana, USA.
Hahahaha! “I fart too”. Thanks so much!
-Josh from IN USA