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South Park

Posted in Business, Entertainment on April 23rd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

A hot shot at a posh shop puts out a short - hours.

A spurt. Spark OUR USA.

Oath - a short has a pot shot.

Shout out to USA - SHUT UP!

Art or trash?

Sport or hurt?

To stop a short - to trap a shark.

Soar or rust.

PUSH!

RUSH!

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Darren Victor ‘Derren’ Brown

Posted in Entertainment, Names on April 15th, 2010 by admin – 1 Comment

Converted?

A brave darer, an actor, an avid conniver can own a brand.

Bet on it, a covert actor trained in con art can never be conned.

On TV, a craven act, a vice.

Crave a reaction to a con.

Evict, vote ‘no’ to Derren, berate a con act.

Darren can write an act,read an act.

In an act, Derren can connect and connive.

Conned react in woe to a conniver.

I CAN EARN AND TRADE ON CREDIT, TOO.

A con can wander, corner one, barter, trade brown river water to be rare red wine.

A convict need to connive.

RAD.

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Dolly Rebecca Parton

Posted in Entertainment, Names on April 14th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

All on a planet react to, eye AN ADORABLE pert party doll ON A RED CARPET.

An actor can create an opera tone, too.

No need to operate on a body, yet a body operated on, and on, and on and a party doll body can be created by a doctor.

An actor can act and an actor can prance, parade a body, AND play any role, any part.

Lord! A really bold act.

At an early year, labeled poor. A parent cradle a dear one.

Labeled a real pro, an ace, a royal act.

Call on an actor - a real pro - to be ready to act.

Don’t berate and don’t tell a rebel lady ‘NO.’

A lead role can be played by a real pro.

ANYONE CAN RELATE TO A REAL LADY.

RELATABLE, LOYAL, ADORABLE.

A DEAR ONE CARE, LEND AN EAR.

ABLE TO DO ALL, AND A REAL PRO.

ALL ADORE A ROYAL ACT.

YET AN ACT CAN BE A TRAP.

AND CAN A DEAR DOLL BE RAPED?

NOT YET?

OR ALREADY, BY A PARENT?

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Heath Andrew Ledger

Posted in Entertainment, Names on April 9th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

DANGER - HEALTH ALERT.

A lewd wanderer dare want what he want - greed - where the weather great - L.A.

WRATH. ANGER.

He had a great heart.

When he had wealth, he had the earth.

When he had the earth, he had a needle.

The needle grew larger than the earth.

Regard a lad dead.

A lad trade the earth - a needle.

What a drag.

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Corey Ian Haim

Posted in Entertainment, Names, Very Current Event on March 17th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

ON CAMERA.

I am in harm - many charm me, con me, harm me.

HORNEY!

I can remain in a coma.

I am in a coma.

I harm my crania.

CANE ME!

I am in a chain.

No one can reach me.

I can charm any one.

In a rainy March, I am in a coma, in care.

I cram in my crania more! More! More!

Hey!

My crime?

A ham, I earn on my nice, corny charm.

Hear me.

I am my name.

RE-NAME ME - I AM IN HARM.

I HARM MY CRANIA, I REMAIN IN A COMA.

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Stephen Tyrone Colbert

Posted in Entertainment, Names, Politics on March 6th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

The pest creates the ploy, plots the short story, set the battle scene, set the tone.

HE CONTROLS THE STORY SO OTHERS SEE THE PRETENSE, THE PHONEY.

The style: cool, then hot.

Be the sore loser, then be the better person.

Be the person to better the other. Be the best.

On the set, he can open, enter, then close the closet on the poser type.

The plotter can test anyone, esp. the sort on thrones - the ‘best.’

HE CAN PESTER THE POSER, HE CAN REPRESENT THE BEST POSER.

PRONE TO BE SLY, COY - TO PRY, TO CON OTHERS, TO TEST OTHERS.

HE POSE AS THE POSER, THEN TEST TO SEE THE PRETENSE, THE STORY.

HE SEE THE PRETENSE, HE TEST THE PRETENSE, THE STORY.

ONCE HE SEE THE PETTY, HE TRY TO STOP THE PHONEY ONES - TO STOP THE PRETTY STORY.

HERE! SEE!

THE BROTHER TO OTHERS NOT REST.

THE BROTHER HOPES TO OPEN THE CLOSET, LET OTHERS SEE THE PRETENSE.

HE BOLTS ONTO THE SET TO SHOOT THE SCENE, TO SETTLE THE SCORE.

HE PRESENT THE POO, THE POTTY ON THE THRONE - NOT SO PRETTY.

NO ONE ELSE STEP ON THE ROOTS, TRY TO STOP THE B.S. - ONLY THE BEST PEST.

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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta ‘Lady GaGa’

Posted in Entertainment, Music, Names on March 5th, 2010 by admin – 1 Comment

GET REAL??

I am so far from real it isn’t safe for most to get near me.

I AM STRANGE!

Listen to me!

Life is a great gift …

I grant gifts to fans as I entertain on stage.

I am a great talent.

I imagine.

I sing.

I am a singing star on stage.

I manage a team of stage managers.

To remain a great star, to remain FIRST, I gotta let go.

I am free of fears, I am not little girl.

I got a lot of TALENTS.

I IMAGINE, I MANAGE, I SING, I ENTERTAIN.

If I fail, see me in anger, in a rage.

I am a foremost, greatest singer on stage.

To entertain, I seem strange.

At times, I wing it.

As I am getting fatter, I groan.

It’s a real feat to fit fat feet into stiff forms.

I got a nose ring, so?

If a man in fangs strangle me on stage, it’s not real - it’s just as I imagine it.

Got it?

I’m as real as most; I fart too.

Posted at the request of Josh from Indiana, USA.

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Claudine Georgette Longet

Posted in Entertainment, Law and Justice, Names on February 23rd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Can a cute, talented (a little) girl go to a court trial and end in a guillotine?

Non? Oui?

A lurid tale …

A TITLED runner dies as Claudine gets and loads a Lugar gun, and gets a runner in gut at a lodge in Colorad[o].

Claudine got a court trial, got to dating a court aide, cleaned a gaol cell a little, and got out.

I argue in court - I cannot direct a gun at a talented, titled runner! I adore a runner!

A runner and I argued! I agree!

I cannot do it! No! No!

Lordie!

O God!

Congratulate a dull girl!

At a court trial, a cold dull girl got to go out.

Claudine got a little guilt.

Claudine go out alone, dine alone, do a drug alone.

A long line glare at a cold druggie.

A real grind - no end.

GUILT, GUILT, GUILT.

DANGER! ALERT!

I urge all to regard a cute gentle girl in anger and on a drug - a total retard - a danger to all in an area near.

Don’t neglect to tell all near Claudine to GET OUT!! RUN!!

A cute NEGLIGENT GIRL GOT A LUGAR GUN OR A DAGGER.

A girl, a dinner, a gun, ROULETTE, a golden runner die.

A girl grilled at a court trial, cried!

Count on a girl IN GREAT CLOUT - a great credit - TO COLLUDE TO GET OUT.

Great clout, an aid.

A tired girl attend a court trial.

Tell one near Claudine: ‘Run to get out! A girl in anger got a gun! RUN! No one can tell a cute, decent girl could dare to load a gun and target a great runner!’

ON GUARD!

A gentle girl got a good lung, a great leg, and a Lugar gun.

DON’T LET A GIRL ON DRUG AND IN ANGER OUT ALONE.

DURING A COURT TRIAL CLAUDINE CRIED AND CRIED, IN DENIAL.

Claudine cleaned a cell - NOT LONG, not long enough!!

All regard Claudine a gentle girl! All adore, dote on Claudine, a dear one!!

Claudine - Our little golden nugget ingot!!

NOT.

No candor.

Claudine not good. Claudine got on a drug and Claudine got a gun and load it.

Ugh!

Claudine - an engorged C#^%.

REGRET, REGRET, REGRET.

RUE, RUE, RUE.

No one nudge a girl to tell all.

All regard Claudine a darling little dearie. CLAUDINE - EERIE!

No one at all regard Claudine a DANGER.

All are LURED INTO AN ACT, A ROLE.

UNREAL, UNTRUE.

An ac[c]ident? NO.

All continue to TAUNT CLAUDINE.

CLAUDINE RUN REGRET AND GUILT GAUNTLET UNDER UNENDING GLARE.

ALL GO: ‘ATTENTION - CLAUDINE NOT IN A CELL LONG ENOUGH!!’

URGENT: DON’T LET A GIRL GET OUT!

Langour, linger, long, dire regret.

Claudine - not a great actor, not good in a role on reel, not a great talent.

And, Claudine - not good.

A girl in glee, a girl glad to COLLUDE TO GET OUT, ON A DEAL.

CLAUDINE COLLUDE, LAUNDER - A COURT AIDE AID CLAUDINE, AND LATER DATE CLAUDINE.

GRANT a girl under court rule, an out.

CLAUDINE LAUD A LOUD ORDER IN COURT - GO!

GET OUT !!

I GOT TO LAUNDER A DELICATE NEGLIGE AT NINE!

I GOT TO  EAT ORGANIC COURGETTE AND TUNA AT TEN!

LANGOUR, LOITER, LOUNGE, LINGER, LONG TO RE-DO …?

TIRED - A RIDE ON A LONG GUILT TRAIN?

NO!

I DON’T CARE!!

I GOT GALL - A LOT!

A DONE DEAL: I AGREED IN COURT TO NOT TELL ONE DETAIL ON A LURID TALE UNTIL I DIE.

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Ellen Lee Degeneres

Posted in Entertainment, Names on February 13th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Send, lend.

Render glee.

Engender reels.

Legend.

Gels.

Edge.

Seer.

Sneer - greed.

Needs?

GREEN.

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Francis Albert ‘Frank’ Sinatra

Posted in Entertainment, Music, Names on February 13th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

A fantastic tale, a fine fable.

A street cretin talent is able - earns an eternal star as a real class act.

Fans are eternal as a star’s talent, craft is rare.

Frank is first, best at a craft.

Frank’s beat sense is rare.

Albeit, Frank is a wanker - a bit.

Frank’s sin, stain is - Frank can’t resist a fair face, nice tits, ass.

Frank sees a fair face as a fast snack.

At least a freak is frank in talks.

Frank’s face is basic.

Frank can be dark, scary.

Frank can sneak like a snake, be a rank caliber brat.

Frank acts as if a fart can’t stink!

Frank steals fair faces, not care, not blink, not fret.

Stars fear Frank, Frank fears a rat’s nest.

Frank fears far battles.

Blasts scare Frank.

As it is, Frank’s life is like a fantastic fable.

Take a street brat, test a talent, let a star rise, earn/bank fat salaries, attain eternal fans.

In a fine life, a talent basks in ease.

FACTS.

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