Literature

Edgar Allan Poe

Posted in Literature, Names on January 26th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Lend an ear or READ!

DANGER! GORE! ANGER! RAGE!

A dare, a pallor, a glare, leer.

A pledge, a plea!

Gall.

Regard a lad, a loner on dope, regal.

A pen and a pad, a grade-A plan, an adage or an ode.

Glean an ogre parade.

A pagan, a parlor, a red drape.

A roan gallop and leap along a long open road.

Or, a gear, a pedal, a rope, a gale.

Grope, engorge, rape.

Open a ledger and prod a legal angle.

Elope or go on, alone.

Adore, pander - a dear one, a lap dog, an angel, a doll.

Goal?

PEG A LONER - A PRO AND A PEN - LAND A GRAND DEAL - EARN DOLLAR ON A READ - GORE AND DANGER - REAL GLAD.

END A LARGE LORD.

Ladle, lap grape.

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Horatio Alger, Jr.

Posted in Literature, Names on January 12th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

ALERT - a lothario, ogler, a rat.

He got hot, lather a lot.

Tag, halt, hit, garrote the lithe ogler at the gate to a hotel.

Ratio a great liar to a great heart …

Rather, a role: a great orator - a rote tale.

The art? Theologia.

At the root - a great hero, a light.

He glare at the hater, the ogre, the irate.

To Horatio, the real goal - go right!

A real tiger rage, tear at, get the grail.

Hail lore, hail a great tale.

Rail at Horatio.

A real orator goat gloat.

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Rhonda Byrne

Posted in Literature, Names on December 5th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

A horde and a herd heard her barnyard bray and read her bore.

A born bore, a nerd - drab and boney.

No one bear her.

A bear, ornery and hard on anyone.

Hear her honey drone - on and on and on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Her read - oh boy… a bore.

A darer and a do-er.

Order! Order! Order!

Deny heady, horny and bad Rhonda? Ha!

Rhonda and her read - a BRAND!

Anyone near her - BORED.

Anyone read her - BORED.

Her bond? Her read.

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Charles John Huffam Dickens

Posted in Literature, Names on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Charles Dickens inked deals.

In his docu-dramas, he unfolds sad facades, unmasks social failures, and un-muffles cries of children.

He alarms us! He is furious!

He chides social leaders.

Inhumane men, children as animals!

Children are real! Children suffer! See souls in mankind!

He is famous for his care and adores children as no one else.

As he has no funds, he secures fame from his care and his hands.

He drinks, he smokes, he cries, he cares.

In his era, he loses himself in concerns.

Rudeness, and coldness, and churlish ones are hideous.

He has no care for cruel ones. He defames cruel in his docu-dramas.

A moral man, he holds children as dear and sacred.

No one should harm children!

As Charles’ due, men reform rules of care for children.

Slums are cleaned, families are cared for, jails are closed.

And some souls are cleansed.

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Joanna ‘J.K.’ Rowling

Posted in Literature, Names on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

A rag, I work in a rank ‘jail’ … a lion - growling, glaring, raw.

Goal: WORK.

Grail: A RING.

Now, LOOK! GAWK!

I GLOW!

I RANK. I WIN.

I ail, I lag. I nag.

I go now.

Work, work, work.

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Jerome David Salinger

Posted in Literature, Names on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

J.D. Salinger is an avid reader.

J.D. Salinger made a name as … an idea designer!

J.D. Salinger’s MAIN single deal - one reader - does grand sales ever, and ever, and ever.

J.D. Salinger does one more … also divine.

J.D. never does same again - no need!

J.D. lives on monies earned on a single reader deal!

Sad, solemn, and alone, J.D. Salinger lingers and dreams in a jail - a mind.

No one sees J.D. Salinger ; J.D. Salinger sees no one.

Religion, religion, religion …

J.D. Salinger dives in and reads on religions.

No one dare slander or malign J.D. or else!

No one does me in!! J.D. Salinger is damn mad and glares in anger.

J.D. Salinger is in a rage as one said: I derived same ideas as J.D.  Salinger!

(J.D. Salinger also derived same ideas as some one else. No man is an island!)

J.D. Salinger said: Ideas are MINE!! Ideas are MINE!!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

I’m reading!

J.D. Salinger dies a single man, old, alone, jaded, grim, and seeming mad.

Egad!

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Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde

Posted in Literature, Names on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Oscar Wilde was renown as a writer for his flair and wit!

Still, now, no one can craft lines as fine or rich in ironies as Oscar Wilde.

He’s the father of writers who dare to show the whole world how we feel inside.

Then, Oscar was renown as, well, a fag.

For what they regard as his then lewd acts, the English law sent Oscar to gaol!

There, he was so sad he was near death!

Afterward, he left England and went to France, where crowds went wild for his writing!

He died and was interred in France.

The world still adores his writing and refers to his as the finest of all.

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Helen Beatrix Potter

Posted in Literature, Names on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

One Beatrix Potter parent help her art talent.

Another parent berate her.

Beatrix bathe in, lather her idea - a tale.

Beatrix beat her path to art, alone.

A parent earn a lot, let Beatrix learn to paint a lot.

A parent lean on extra polite Beatrix.

Beatrix ran their planet - not a bit into it. A trap.

Beatrix hope to be able to hone her art to the point that Beatrix print it.

Her rare talent: to plan, probe, paint, print a tale, in text.

Beatrix not lax at a real trial.

Not one to let another help her.

Let her alone!

Beatrix earn at a talent.

Beatrix beat her brain to be better at it! Not banal!

Her heart into it.

At a point, Beatrix hit it! Theatre in print!

A parent not there to help.

Later, Beatrix hire an extra at the barn to help.

In her barn, Beatrix tap a barrel, hear a bleat, paint a hen.

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Doris Helen Kearns Goodwin

Posted in Literature, Names on August 28th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Good, Lord! How hard I work!

No one works as hard as Doris.

Doris reads, Doris learns, Doris works, Doris earns.

When she has no idea how … she NEEDS REASONS, so she reads and learns.

Weeks and weeks, go on. Doris goes on learning.

Doris is wired - is online - and Doris is weird - a real nerd!

She LIKES LEARNING.

She looks like a dork: her dress is old, her hair is like a dog’s, her shoes reek!

Oh, Doris!

She KNOWS she needs a new hair-do! She KNOWS!

She does as she needs, and she needs her WORK!

Her worries:  Are ideas and reasons GOOD? When done? When done?

Oh, GOD!

Doris is GLAD when her work is DONE and LIKED!

Doris’ work is SO good, she wins awards.

She said: Oh, I heard I won! Oh dear!

Inside, Doris is like SO GLAD!

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Clifford Michael Irving

Posted in Literature, Names on August 28th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Imagine a daring game and find Clifford Irving leading - a driving force.

Find a con man of fame!

Clifford in on a grand idea.

An idea of Clifford end on film.

In an idea, Clifford form a lie.

I am an ice-cold liar.

Clifford feign an I.D. of one in more fame.

Failing and grieving, I mangled a role.

And?

Life for Clifford became …?

Flailing in an ocean of fear, I gave all a real chill.

I am framed in a lair.

I end in a cold cell.

I clean and fold.

I handle card.

Flim-flam man Clifford re-living an ideal life.

Clifford finagle a deal, an idea end on film.

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