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Norman Ernest Borlaug

Posted in Names, Science on September 13th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Long ago, Norman notes: On our globe, most men are not able to eat!

A moral alert! Norman must not lag!

An earnest breast-beater, Norman gets our globe’s green on.

Norman goes to remote areas to ensure our best goals are met - men eat!

Norman is not one to brag, so some see Norman as a lug or a boor.

Some are not sure Norman’s so great.

Some see Norman as a globe abuser. Arrest Norman!

But Norman got moral armor on.

no one is a truer, more earnest man - rare, sure.

Norman not amuse.

Norman see men are not able to eat, so Norman go to a lab.

At a lab, Norman learns to use least globe area to get most as men must be able to eat!

To Norman, a moral must.

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Thomas Alva Edison

Posted in Names, Science on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

DO THIS, I SAID!

No one aids a sad man - an idea man.

He dissolves this and sends this.

His home is lit. He has oil heat.

He slaves in his home on this.

He saves monies, has monies.

His ideas - valid.

Salvos on his ideas!

He leads men to live lives in heat!

I don’t sit! I stand and I do!!!

I SOLVE as I have ideas and I don’t sit or stand. I DO!

Do the same as I!! DAMNIT!!

Some said he is an asshole, a mental lad! Men hated him!

He said, NO!

I am NOT an asshole and I am NOT mental!

Let me at him! Thomas hated to deal in damn animals - idiot men!

I said: Let’s DO IT and it’s DONE! Isn’t it?!

This idea is MINE!

ALL HAIL Thomas Alva Edison.

He is the one! His is the time!

He made the times ALIVE.

To date, no one holds or held as many patents (more than 1,000) as the inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Many of the technological innovations that we take for granted, including electricity and electronic communications, are credited to inventions he devised in a lab at his home in New Jersey. His inventions turned life from dark to light.

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Edwin Eugene ‘Buzz’ Aldrin

Posted in Names, Science on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

DANGER! A RENEGADE!

DREAD A GENUINE LIAR.

A landing needed a leader, a general.

I agreed.

An engineer on wind, drag, air, and an air-wing leader, I dug in and lied.

We all dared and we all lied.

An eerie lie? Under a rug.

Laud a daring leader in a new landing.

We are wined and dined, indulged and urged: LIE.

I indulged in a daring lie.

I am a weird wizard, and in a grand lie I dazzled.

I lied, I grinned.

And I am darn guarded.

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Michael Collins

Posted in Names, Science on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Chill.

Michael, an ace, is chosen as he is in chains. He has loans.

He has no chance.

As is a case on all, he is also close in on a lie.

His line in a scam: Alone in a machine, he chases miles, miles, miles.

His claim? Millions.

He cashes in.

He smiles as millions came.

All hail Michael, a machine.

His sin, his shame?

A lie.

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Neil Alden Armstrong

Posted in Names, Science on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I am a NASA astro soldier in USA.

I am an elder, a lead manager in air.

I deal on air, drag.

I listen, I do as I am told, as men order me to do.

I am also a strong, daring leader and I dole orders.

Still, in NASA, I do as I am told.

I do as men order me.

Some one is telling me to lie.

I am not a liar.

Still, I lie as I am told to lie.

I am so lost.

A goal: a landing.

Don’t listen to me or NASA.

All liars.

Am I a liar? No, I am not a liar.

I do as I am told to do - as a soldier is told.

I told largest lie, tallest tale.

A landing?

On a sand lot.

Not a real landing.

NASA dealt a real load and as a NASA leader, I am in on it.

So, do NOT listen to me or NASA on a landing.

To most all, a sand lot seem as a real landing - as on a star.

It’s all a grand lie.

Some in media are in on it.

Damn.

I’ll remain silent on a landing.

And I’m not alone.

More are in on it.

All remain silent.

No giant step.  Instead, a giant load.

A dream - stolen.

And I also made millions!!

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Robert Francis Furchgott

Posted in Health, Names, Science on August 28th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I earn the right to brag!

I can’t bear to not get it going on, so I got this!

I can get one - go far - if I use this nitric O.

I can bring it on, faster!

In the heat, fire of the night, I can get it on!

This is great! I can start a riot!

This is THE stuff!

I got the RIGHT STUFF.

Can’t do it? I got the cure!

The first on earth!

Use this nitric O!

Don’t be boring again! Grab it and get going!

I can get it right on target, in force and go farther, faster!

(To get one, briefs are better. )

Chaste? Forget it! Get this – it’s right at the store!

Chances are I can get rich off of this nitric O!

I got rich from this! Haha! The first on the earth!!

Nobel-winning American biochemist, credited as laying foundation for Viagra through his work with Nitric Oxide. Died at age 92 in Seattle on May 19, 2009.

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Stephen William Hawking

Posted in Names, Science on August 25th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

He is weak, ill, lame.

He thinks: ‘I am lame.’

His shape is small, his weight is light.

He is slight.

He is HIP!

He sits, as his legs are weak - his steps halt.

He wheels in his seat.

Pills, pills, pills.

He hears, he will listen.

He has will.

He speaks / talks with a thing.

His smile is set.

To speak, he spells as he winks.

He has spent his time here thinking.

As the planets spin, he is in awe. He likes this.

He maps a plan.

He thinks this planet is waning - men taking it all the time.

It’s spent!

I wait, I wait.

When?! When will I see the planets?

Thinking - the planets spin, makes me smile.

I am pleasant as I wait.

I hate the mean.

At times as he is shaking, he thinks: Please help me. Please kill me.

As a man, I hate them waiting (on), taking me.

I am the least; I will win - I mean it.

He thinks, when I am past, all will think I was a weak man.

His wish is this: Let’s make planet plans!

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