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Vladimir Peter ‘Spider’ Sabich, Jr

Posted in Names, Sports on February 23rd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Please validate me! I am alive in spirit!

I die as an evil bitch stabbed me at a ranch.

I am a brave team star.

I am a master.

I rise, I descend.

I tried, I achieved.

I bench pressed, I raced, I sped.

I heard cheers.

I earned a star.

An evil devil, I raped a bitch.

Shit! I am hit!

BITCH!

Blame me, I am a brat.

I am a cheater.

I cheated.

A bitch hits me.

I slap her, spit at her.

I can’t remain a star speed racer in an event.

I seem a decent chap, I am a real bastard, an evil devil.

I rape, I cheat, and I hit and slap a bitch.

In end, a bitch hit me and I die.

It’s in this name. See it, read it, hear it.

A name reveals a creep’s tale.

A bitch can’t share this tale.

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Shaun Roger White

Posted in Names, Sports on February 22nd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Whee!

RIGHTEOUS!

See a hot star soar in sun, on a snow run at the HUGEST show on earth this winter.

I soar through the air as I go on runs in snow.

Those who stare shout, I hear ‘Go Shaun!’

I groan! Oh, shit! Ow! WATER!

THIS IS HUGE! THIS IS GREAT!

WHAT A RUSH!

Wager this rogue star who goes on runs in white sugar snow hits great heights and goes on stage to gather what others want to grant to the rarest star on earth in snow on runs.

Shaun goes out into the white to hang out - not to get a win, not to get an awar[d].

Sure, true.

See a hot tiger on the hunt, hear a tiger roar on a run in the snow.

Woe to the other who tries to wage war on Shaun.

Shaun OWNS this rare art in snow.

He got hunger, grit.

He rush, he swing, he turns, he hate the newer snow.

Where is he?

He rush, turn, hit the highest heights, shot right out into the air! He is so high!

He is the highest!

We grant a great star in snow the right to win as no one is as great in this snow art.

No one hits his heights, no one reaches his height in a rare art.

He stun, haunts us as we stare at the white, see a rare snow whore tear at turns.

Hear this snow hog grunt as he eat it raw.

As a wee one, he was rather gaunt. His heart was not strong.

Worries!

He hung on, he grew strong, he rose to great heights in a rare art in snow.

He argues, he is not SO great. He has guilt as he gets wins.

Then again, no other got the hunger, the grit Shaun got.

Now this rust-hair others tease is a USA star at the HUGEST show on earth.

A wash-out, a shut-out.

New news tarnish a star … not now though.

When?

Right now? He gets HUGS!

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Nodar Kumaritashvili

Posted in Names, Sports on February 19th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Oh, shit!

Avoid a visit to a land.

Turn around.

Avoid a turn on a hill.

In a risk, a smart man has a vision - it is a turn.

It is his turn to run a rad hill, and the hill has darts and turns.

Damn it! Don’t do it!

Sit! Drink a vodka!

Nodar, hold on!

Trash a run on a dark road.

Sit it out.

A man vomits as a man is told a man must do a run.

So, on a random run on a dark hill, on a visit to a land, a nomad, a star at his art, sat on a ski, slid into a turn, hit a mark, rams into a mast, skids and lands out.

A vain man - I am a stud, a hunk! I am hot-shit! - lands in a vast void.

A man in a mask vanish.

This is not human.

This is a sin.

It is vital to avoid travail, avoid rash risk.

Soak it in! THINK! ASK!

Should I or shouldn’t I run a risk?

Am I a shark or a human?

Vain or smart?

Rash or rational?

Don’t do as told! Man is mortal!

A smart man does as is vital.

Oh, Lord.

Ash to ash, dust to dust.

THIS RUN SHOULD SHUT.

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Michael Jerome Irvin

Posted in Names, Sports on February 5th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Hi! I am an eerie receiver.

A craven criminal here.

I AM A CHAMELEON, a CHARMER.

Veil, cover, chrome over a venial crime.

I hear her, I harm her.

I am a lover man! I am HER lover man!

I am a COMMON CAVE MAN.

I am a REAL MARVEL.

MEN LOVE ME!

Come on, Man! ME? In a CRIME?

Men cheer me on! I am a marvel, a miracle! I am a real hero!

I can earn on a move, man!

I can march in a jail.

In a NAME - I care! I love! I am a real lover, a marvel!!

A VEIL.

In a NAME - I am a craven criminal! A crime, an evil vice.

A moral man? An IMMORAL man? An amoral man?

Come here.

In a name, a man can have CLEAR EVIL or LOVER, IMMORAL CRIMINAL or HERO MARVEL,  NO RIVAL or MANIC MACHO MAN, MALICE or LOVE, I REVEAL or I COVER.

An eerie line here; a name can reveal a common criminal or a rare hero.

Here, a name = a real charm.

ALARM.

No one can remain near a charmer. Revile him!

LEAVE, MOVE, RECOIL. REMOVE him.

No normal man can have CRIMINAL, JAIL, MALICE, CRIME, VEIL, COVER, MANIC, EVIL, VILE, VICE, IMMORAL, CON, CHAMELEON or JAIL in a name.

Mr. ‘I never harm no one!!’  - LAME JIVE, a mere claim.

Mr. Clean - COME CLEAN, LIAR!

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Mark David McGwire

Posted in Names, Sports on January 11th, 2010 by admin – 1 Comment

We reward a dark maverick.

RAID a dark maverick.

Make a grim wager: Rigid Mark - weak.

We RAVE - a RARE MAGIC!

I craved a reward.

GIVE ME A REWARD! AWARD ME!

I made a mark - a game.

I married a game.

I carried a game. I am a draw.

A driver.

I waged WAR!

IMAGE - weird.

I am wired, raw, avid.

Edge? ARM  - Grade A.

We gawk.

I dared damage a arm, a marriage, a game.

Mired - a dim idea.

I dread a drag, a raid, age, damage, a dirge, a grave.

I gird.

A dire aim - ace a game.

Rage. Ire. Irked.

I am married, a dad.

I regard a marriage - wrecked.

I age.

We divide.

Raked.

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Danica Sue Patrick

Posted in Names, Sports on December 9th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

A SUPER STAR IN PINK PANTS  IN A CAR RACE.

Pert, rude, and nice.

I speak up!

I sure can take it!

CAST A STAR AT NASCAR.

PREDICT AN ACCIDENT.

TAKE CARE!!!

UN-SURE? CAN IT, DANICA!

PRIDE IS IN IT.

In car races, I take it. I pick up pace.

A track is set.

I trained and I tried.

Can a race star succe[e]d at NASCAR?

A pacer in pink, paid - race cars and act in print ads.

PRACTICE!

At a track in dust - PANIC!

A car accident at a track.

A car struck.

Spin, scrape, dent.

Can’t react apace.

A car pin - under a car.

Scar, snap neck.

A trap.

Can’t stand up.

STAND UP! STAND UP!

SCARED!

A cure - a drip, drip, drip.

At pasture?

A DEAR PRICE - PRIDE.

SIT AND STARE.

Read cards. Send cards.

Paint pictures.

Ask Danica.

Crap! Spit!

SURE.

TRUE.

A star rue a race, a car, a PRANK.

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Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods

Posted in Names, Otherwise Ordinary People, Sports on November 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

A GIRL, A MODEL ON A RAMP!

A WOMAN  ON A RAMPAGE!

MOOD IS GRIM as Elin’s MARRIAGE IS DOOMED and all dreams are gone.

NO MORE SMILES AND GRINS. NO MORE GOOD DEEDS.

AND NO MORE PERSONAL GAIN.

IN WORLD NEWS:

ELIN SLAP A MAN IN ANGER, AS A MAN IS SEEING A NEW WOMAN!

IN ELIN’S MIND - ELIN NEEDS A MAN’S WOOD AS A SWORD - SO MAD!!

A MAN IN GAMES A WORLD POWER NO MORE AS ELIN ROARS.

NO GRAND DIAMOND RING IS GONNA END ELIN’S PAIN.

ELIN DAMAGES A MAN GOOD! WAGES A GRIM WAR AND, AS LAW ALLOWS, ELIN EARNS DAMAGES.

PLAIN AND SIMPLE: A PERSON IN PAIN!

PANDERS - A MAN! NOW??? NO MORE!

NOW A WOMAN OPENS AND SPILLS ALL, EARNS GRANDS, EARNS MILLIONS.

A WOMAN’S PAIN? PERSONAL!!!

DAMN! A WOMAN’S PRIDE IS DAMAGED!

I AM SO MAD!!

In PAIN AND RAW ANGER AND RAGE, Elin goes on and on! Spiel!

As Elin adores a man, a new woman lands a man.

WOE!

A new woman is in on a game - PERSONAL GAIN.

Elin is insane in anger! No one needs a new woman!

GRRRRRRRRR!

Now, Elin is in a legal ordeal.

In plain and simple words, Elin is now an older woman and a new woman wears Elin’s MAN.

A man now see Elin as SPOILED, in GREED, and EERIE!

A man in power goes and does as a man in power desires!

NOW SEE, A MAN’S GAME IS NO LONGER AS GOOD. NO MORE IDEAL GAME AS A MAN IS IN DEEP GOO - GIRLS AND WOMEN! GOOD LORD!! GOOD GOD!!

Elin is a good woman; no woman is as IDEAL.

Now a man in power see a girl as good.

A man in power is a BIG dope - loses a good game, no longer same.

Elin is now a simple, SAD woman - see a new woman in NEWS and WEEP.

Elin soon grows in power and earns millions - no need, a MAN or a MAN’s earnings.

Elin’s own deals are grand.

DANG, Elin! Good goin’ girl!

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Caster Semenya

Posted in Names, Sports on September 13th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Many say Caster seems a man, as Caster acts same as a man, races as a man.

Years - many stare at Caster as Caster races.

Caster’s steam! Man! An art!

An easy master!

Caster rates many, many stars as Caster races.

Any see Caster, say same - Caster seems same as a man.

Many rant, react mean, ’smear’ Caster as a man, as Caster stars as a racer.

Many at Caster’s area say ‘nay’ - see Caster as same as Caster’s racers.

Caster can’t stay as a racer as Caster near creates semen!

Yet Caster can’t mate as a man!

See?

Yes.

Name Caster, a racer, a man.

Caster’s nasty, messy case creates tears.

Yet, as Caster’s smart, Caster stays a star.

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Vernon ‘The Viper’ Forrest

Posted in Names, Sports on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

TERROR!

Seen on TV.

Neon front: Vernon Fever.

Vernon’s overt, stern.

Vernon sneers, Vernon snorts.

No errors! Rote. Fervor!

No rest for Vernon’s sore feet.

No errors for Vernon.

Vernon strove to serve.

No rest for Vernon.

Vernon never free.

Vernon not see one sever Vernon’s nerve.

Refer to the soft son of Vernon’s One.

One’s son sees, forever.

On the evening of July 25, 2009, Vernon died after being shot multiple times in his back. His car was being car-jacked as the 3-year-old child of Vernon’s girlfriend sat in the back seat of the vehicle.

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Orenthal James ‘O.J.’ Simpson

Posted in Law and Justice, Names, Sports on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I ran, I leapt.

I am a real sports star.

See me! I am the one.

I am the man!

A potent man!

Stop me? Ha!

Shit …

I am a real snot nose smart one.

—–

I am at her home.

She is a mother.

I see them in there.

She rents that home.

That isn’t her home.

I hate to see them in there!

Sometimes I am at hotels! I hate hotels!

I see her. I see him.

Shit! I hate this!

I hate them. I am real sore.

She is shorter than I am. He is too.

She has his heart, he has her heart?

Shit?!

She sees me. He sees me.

They are here on the steps.

I slit them. I harm them.

She slips, he spills.

I piss on them. I spit at her.

I see a shape. I stop.

Soon I am an impotent man.

Isn’t it a shame?

I split her spine I slit their throa … yes, almost.

—–

O.J. tries to steal his shit at a hotel.

This time O.J. is sent to prison.

He hates this shit!

Another mess.

He tries to stop it.

He hopes to see his home soon.

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