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Orenthal James ‘O.J.’ Simpson

Posted in Law and Justice, Names, Sports on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I ran, I leapt.

I am a real sports star.

See me! I am the one.

I am the man!

A potent man!

Stop me? Ha!

Shit …

I am a real snot nose smart one.

—–

I am at her home.

She is a mother.

I see them in there.

She rents that home.

That isn’t her home.

I hate to see them in there!

Sometimes I am at hotels! I hate hotels!

I see her. I see him.

Shit! I hate this!

I hate them. I am real sore.

She is shorter than I am. He is too.

She has his heart, he has her heart?

Shit?!

She sees me. He sees me.

They are here on the steps.

I slit them. I harm them.

She slips, he spills.

I piss on them. I spit at her.

I see a shape. I stop.

Soon I am an impotent man.

Isn’t it a shame?

I split her spine I slit their throa … yes, almost.

—–

O.J. tries to steal his shit at a hotel.

This time O.J. is sent to prison.

He hates this shit!

Another mess.

He tries to stop it.

He hopes to see his home soon.

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Michael Dwayne Vick

Posted in Names, Sports on August 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Waylaid.

Men claim me evil and vile - an animal.

A mean dick.

A valid claim.

I have many animal in chain.

Wink, wink.

I made my animal mad, wild.

I like kick, whack, ham-hand an animal - make an animal damn mad.

When I make my animal mad, my animal chewed and clawed any animal.

When lawmen knew I made an animal mad, lawmen led me away in a clink.

I claim: a lie!

I lied.

I’m a liar.

Damn! Why leaked?

Men chide me an evil, vile animal.

A clink made me a new, clean man - a mild man.

I make my new main aim a chick, a lady.

In my mind I am a lady man.

I need a new deal - my way.

Many a leach claim me, milk me, yank my chain.

Hey! My mind! I ache!

When I make a deal, I may make a win.

When I make a win, I can deal in many a claim.

Wink, wink.

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Lance Edward Armstrong

Posted in Names, Sports on August 29th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

As world saw, Lance dared and raced toward a goal.

Lance got a lead and Lance won!

Seen as greatest racer in world, Lance raced and won once more, and once more, etc.

Lance wants and can get ten goals - not all races: some as great dad, as lead man (actor), as warder and steward, and as one to ail and come on strong.

Once Lance was slow. Lance ailed, lost words, and was almost lame!

Lance let star goals lead and Lance grew stronger.

Later, Lance raced and won!

A world leader in races, Lance - among world’s strongest men.

To lead a race among a grand team, one needs strongest heart.

Lance’s heart is most strong among men on Lance’s race teams.

Lance can go on and on longest.

At one glance, Lance can send a gal.

‘Lance sends me!’

Lance tends to adore strong women and Lance now adores one woman most.

Lance adores own dear ones.

Lance’s dear ones are among Lance’s greatest cares.

To dear ones, Lance does not growl or come on strong.

Lance’s dad not a great dad, so Lance endears as a dad.

On a race, Lance does not groan or moan.

As a racer, Lance won grand awards.

Lance also earned grands.

Lance also garnered groans.

As Lance won, won, won, some seem to see Lance as not strong.

Lance - real strong.

Lance got a strong heart - strongEST heart.

Lance told some, a doc told some! So now, AT LAST, some agree!

Lance want to act as a model to more racers, so Lance not do any wrong related to races.

Lance goes on toward great goals: as a dear dad and as a great world racer.

Lance? Lance?

Can’t see Lance. Lance, Gone!

Can a new lad go as long as Lance? No. No one else can.

Lance needs to let world see an older man as a strongest man.

Does Lance want to get ten? Let’s see …

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Vincent Thomas Lombardi

Posted in Names, Sports on August 28th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

Vince Lombardi had no choice; he had to lead men on a team.

To the brave Vince, this is not a chore; this is love.

He started to dominate in his arena as an older man.

The team he started to lead in the north had lost and lost and lost.

As he lived as he led - a brave, bold man - the team and other men admire Vince.

On his team are no damn craven cowards!

He is vocal on this one.

No one can be vain or not in a mind on others. NO!

He had them do and re-do. Their minds had to be alert - on the team and on the goals.

As his team is in the north, time to time the air is damn cold!

And in those times the clothes are scant and thin!

The men had to chase and slide and throw in hail storms and on ice!

Son of a bitch!

As Vince led that team, at last, it started to reach goals and score.

That team had an ace on it - a real star.

Vince said not to be too blithe.

It’s not over til’ it’s over and all that.

Then, too bad. Oh, no.

At its last chance to end as victors, his team lost one more time.

That time, Vince made it blatant and clear that it’s the last damn time his team lost.

Shamed, his men strove more and more to reach the goals he set.

The team’s devotion to Vince led to victories.

At the end, in nine tries, Vince led them to ‘V’ titles.

Since those times, men have said that Vince is the best model of an ideal leader.

He set hard goals, lived as he led - at a cost - and his team tried its best.

It’s meant to be as this, tho.

As said above, he had no choice.

It is in his name to be the best team leader in America.

That makes Vince Lombardi an American hero, doesn’t it?

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Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger

Posted in Entertainment, Names, Politics, Sports on August 28th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I win gold awards in world again and again and again.

Good God, a real Adonis here!

His lines, his chin, his nose, his ass, his swagger!

He glows!

All world is in on how he grows!

When Arnold goes, I’m gazing, he’s gazing, she’s gazing, we’re all gazing.

Arnold is alone in changing, growing.

His size! So large! So ideal!

He so engages one’s gaze - goodness!

All else are less.

An engine goes and goes.

Arnold adores his dear ones - his children.

He glories in his darling golden seeds.

None in whole world are as dear as his own.

While he adores his dear ones, Arnold also is hard on his children.

He glares: DO GOOD! Wash! Clean! Read! NOW!

His words ring clear.

No one dare endanger his dear ones!

Arnold’s goal? Grail?

Arnold is SO glad his children will go on in school, do well.

Hold on, Arnold!

Arnold said NO!

No one can slow Arnold down.

Arnold is a do-er and a do-gooder.

He eschews all social reins.

He swears we earn as we seize own goals, hold on, and go ahead.

His idea: No one can hold reins as we can! Go! Do! We can!

He also swears world needs his grand ideas.

Can his goals hold as real? Can we all agree on his ideas? Are we all so darn solid as he?

No. We wish we were!

We  wish we were all as Arnold, a growling lion!

Going along, Arnold wields grand ideas.

He is a regal leader in reel world and in real world.

Oh! Hazards! Dangers! Alarm!

As a leader, Arnold has an idea all can go well.

Dangers and hazards are endless.

As a leader dealing in rain, land-slides, and winds, Arnold leans on and holds a door closed on large loss.

He has a hard role here.

Arnold is online and in line on a large loss now.

Whole darn area where he leads is going down!

We regard Arnold as a real leader.

Can Arnold, in all his grand ideas, zeal, and will wage a war on a horrid world-wide horror?

Wages are low, all are scared!

Shall we regard his ideas as ideal?!

Well, we can all agree.

Arnold is seen as as good a leader as anyone else in world - a loser and one real weird asshole.

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Eldrick Tont ‘Tiger’ Woods

Posted in Names, Sports on August 28th, 2009 by admin – 2 Comments

I GOT A SECRET - I GOT GIRLS ON SIDE …

A SORDID WEIRDO. A SLICK DICK.

‘Let’s get it on …’

Lies, denies, cries.

Rigid, wet.

Slick tricks.

GREED, NEED.

OK, I did it! So?

SNIDE.

I LIED.

I likED girls … NOT NOW!!

I won’t do it … I CAN’T!

I didn’t know … I, I …

I tried to …

I can’t take it!

I can’t go to a green … NOT NOW.

Looking! Looking! Looking!

We can … I can … Let’s …

I WAS SO WRONG!

Above written on December 11, 2009

GROWL!

NOW WORLD KNOWS  NEWS.

TIGER GROWS TIRED! NOW, OGRE.

Soon, a single swinger???

WORLD KNOWS TIGER’S WOES!!

I drink a little wine and a gin or tonic or two.

I get lit, I get stoned. So?!

I grin.

Elin DIGS.

I told OLD girl - ELIN - I woo a new girl - I got new girl.

A new girl like Tiger, too.

Tiger grew to like a new girl.

Tiger - wont to wonder … TORN!

Desir[e] in it …

Elin got STICK - swing stick!

STING!

OW!

We got into it! I got to GO!

I went!

WOE!

Elin is SICK!

I don’t like Elin!

Elin took a stick like a SWORD!!

I - TIRED! In IRE!

I told Elin - DON’T  DO IT!

Elin in ire, too!

I TOLD Elin - I NEED TO REST! WORK IS GRIND!

Elin cried, cried, cried!

I TRIED!

I STINK.

I sink.

I? WRONG, ROTTEN.

Elin - WRONGED.

Don’t let a girl go, Tiger!

Tiger don’t need new girl - Tiger won’t go.

Tiger’s golden girl - gone. OK … Tiger got a new golden girl now.

Now, see a RED Tiger - REGRET.

—- Above written and posted on 27 November, 2009

Swings irons on greens, scores. Wins in WORLD.

I got GRIST. I go toward wins. I GET wins.

Tries to win. Gets wins. Wins. Scores.

I go to town on wins.

I wind an iron. I swing an iron on greens.

I stick it to losers.

I don’t lose. I won’t lose. I win.

I don’t listen to losers. I rest, I listen, I ride, I glide.

I get into it.

I don’t like cold. I don’t like woolens.

I like to score.

I like to win.

I win. I won.

I do not lend. I won’t lend.

I led. I like red.

A stick, a wood, an iron.

Tickets sold to crowds to get in. I mingle.

Crowds on greens.

I own it.

I score. I win.

I led into I went into it, I won.

I don’t get riled. I like to win.

Doctors don’t let Tiger get too sore. ‘Sit down, Tiger, get rest!’

‘Listen, Tiger. Don’t work so … too …’

I like to work. I like to score. I like to win. Let me go.

Soon I get a win.

Cool. I don’t get riled. I score.

Legs swell. Legs swollen, sore.

Leg socket swollen, doctors took look. It’s ok.

Legs not ok.

I long to get a girl to go on greens too. A little wild girl.

Golden wins.

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Andre Kirk Agassi

Posted in Education, Names, Sports on August 27th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

An ass is in a rink, an arena!

In an arena, a rink, I risk! I dare!

Anger! Rage!

I RANK.

I earn grands and grands.

In darkness, Andre is sad.

Ask Andre!

I assign kids desks.

I ask kids: READING?

In a desk, I assign and I sign.

Sad kids are a risk.

Andre sends sad kids desks and nags: READ, READ, READ!!!

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