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Chris Shaw

Posted in Names, Ordinary People, Very Current Event on April 23rd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment
chris shaw powerball winner april 2010 missouri

chris shaw powerball winner april 2010 missouri

I wish I was rich.

I IS RICH!

This central Missouri convenience store clerk with $28.96 in his bank account and a stack of utility bills to pay came forward on April 22, 2010, as the winner of a $258 million Powerball jackpot there.

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Eyjafjallajokull

Posted in Miscellaneous, Very Current Event on April 22nd, 2010 by admin – 1 Comment
eyjafjallajokull volcano telegraph uk

eyjafjallajokull volcano telegraph uk

Full of FUEL.

A lull, all okay.

Oak, jay, foal.

A jolly joyful folk loaf, full of offal, yolk.

Yuk, yuk, yuk.

Fake? A joke?

Jello fuel fall!

Folk yell!

All loyal ally - a yoke.

Fly?

Oaf!

FOLLY!

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Norrie May-Welby

Posted in Law and Justice, Names, Otherwise Ordinary People, Very Current Event on April 18th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

I am a man. I am a woman.

I am nor man nor woman.

BY LAW I AM NORMAL!

Ably a man or a woman, I remain in limbo now.

Men, women warn me yearly - No! Norrie! Man or woman?

I rebel! Blame me?

I am in a mean web.

WRY IRONY!

I am BORN a MAN-WOMAN!

By my name any one may learn I am a MAYBE.

Moral?

A wee bairn born a  man-woman remain normal! LEARN!

My wiener may mean I am a boy.

Or - I ably bear - may mean I am a woman.

Yearly, a law remain - I am my own lawyer!

I am in a rebel role in a war, in a lair - my brain mean I am a normal moral!

MAY I BE ALONE NOW?!

On March 20, 2010, in Australia, only days after having been declared the first person in the world to be given the designation ‘neuter’ rather than male or female, this Scottish-born 48-year-old was informed that the governing body that had assigned this designation were not authorized to have done so.

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Corey Ian Haim

Posted in Entertainment, Names, Very Current Event on March 17th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

ON CAMERA.

I am in harm - many charm me, con me, harm me.

HORNEY!

I can remain in a coma.

I am in a coma.

I harm my crania.

CANE ME!

I am in a chain.

No one can reach me.

I can charm any one.

In a rainy March, I am in a coma, in care.

I cram in my crania more! More! More!

Hey!

My crime?

A ham, I earn on my nice, corny charm.

Hear me.

I am my name.

RE-NAME ME - I AM IN HARM.

I HARM MY CRANIA, I REMAIN IN A COMA.

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Blackwater Security

Posted in Business, International, Miscellaneous, Very Current Event on January 2nd, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Trust us … Sure!

Ask us.

We take risk, we are scary.

We swat, blast, stick it.

Stay back! Stay away!

Sticky tar.

SICK!

We stab backs, steal treasure, sit back, bask.

A secret - we let water be rusty, caustic, take treasure.

We re-wire a city, let it be a backwater.

See a beast cause a real scare, real scar.

Break, burst, blast, bust, scatter, tear.

We blur, rub a reality. Use a ruse.

A ruse?  We act like we care.

Reality ALERT! BLARE!

We use scare tactics.

Let us take a city, alter it, use it, waste it.

Lack-luster wankers.

We sit back slack, sweat, eat rice, eat a biscuit, wait, let city water be caustic, rusty.

We like treasure, seek treasure, take treasure.

We barter, eat, sit back at a city-base we built, rest, bask. Sweet!

USA balks.

See as we strike, carry a casket stack, bury risk-takers, clear a site, scrub a site.

Care? A ruse. Bite us!

We’re busy! We stare at, screw cute, busty, slutty sewer crabs as we ‘take care.’

Be sure, seek clarity. Yet, it’s true.

React as curt, slick brats act like beastly city rulers.

Reality is, crusty brats are liars, steal, scare areas, let a city rust like a backwater because it’s easy.

Yes, we take a scary risk, yet we abuse a city’s rules, laws - create a sicker state area.

Ask a city-state! A city-state say WE SUCK!

USA BUST US! WE ARE BRATS! WE SUCK AT TRUST!

TRUST US? A REAL WASTE, AS WE ARE REAL STINKERS.

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